Trey Gowdy was our knight in shining armor for nearly four years at a time when nobody else would go after the truth about Benghazi. He opened hearing after hearing and produced nearly 3 paragraphs of compelling evidence that Hillary Clinton was not only negligent […]
James Woods has left our earth far too early. At the ripe age of 76, Woods was just getting started. He was planning a new series with Jon Voight, Tim Allen, and Rush Limbaugh. They were gonna play four kooky guys who knocked over a […]
Loretta Lynn is losing her 11-year battle with myoblastican carcinomegenic myopsin (cancer of the third vomalcular mistantulin). She will no longer be able to stay in her penthouse at Caesar’s Palace and will instead move into the Las Vegas National Cemetery and Hospice House.
As a 12-year veteran of World War II, Ms. Lynn will be buried with full military honors when she passes in a site she’ll be able to see from her bedroom window until the time comes. Director of Veteran Deaths and Burial Affairs, Art Tubolls, told MSCVR:
“Ms. Lynn will be buried by members of the elite Coast Guard 4th Infantry, which will deliver her 21-gun salute from the USS Ronald Reagan, docked in Lake Michigan. The shots will be heard in Loretta’s home town of Skokie, Illinois.”
Loretta will spend her final days eating whatever she wants and drinking Three Olives martinis. Her estate, valued at nearly $70 million, will be donated to the 2020 Donald Trump campaign since her children and grandchildren and great-grandchildren are all grown with money of their own.
The director of the hospice says Lynn will have a beautifully decorated private room with a menu that includes absolutely anything available in Las Vegas. The cost is over $700k per month, but since she might not last the weekend, it’s definitely worth it.
God Bless, Loretta. We’re praying for you!
It truly is a sad day for Americans. Bri Kolfag, the founder of the famous border wall GoFundMe, gave everything when he lost two arms and a leg in Iraq. During deployment, he ran into a hail of gunfire to personally pull six of his […]
If you thought the days of washed-up liberal “comedians” trying their hand at politics ended with the disgrace of Al Franken, it looks like you have another think coming. In what appears to be a desperate attempt to re-brand her image after the humiliation of […]
President Trump is expected to hold a press conference this weekend in which he will announce major immigration reform with regards to refugee claimants. That is, it’s expected he’ll say,”No more.”
This is the speculation on the Hill after a closed door meeting between Trump and several of his more nazi-ish underlings was overheard by, well, everybody. And not “overheard” so much as “told directly of by the president as he excitedly clapped his hands together and danced around.” This is, after all, a president who ran on transparency. He has no secrets.
Trump added,”I wish we’d had this policy 90 years ago.”
The decision seems to come on the heels of the arrival of a zillion refugee claimants from Central America who travelled in caravans to our boarder several months ago. The administration received a spot of bad press with regard to their handling of the situation.
It seems that firing tear gas at people running for their lives and then ripping children from their mother’s arms so that they could be put in cages is frowned upon by the spineless, tree hugging, pu**y hat wearing, liberal press.
Well, in Trump’s America, we’ve had enough. We can’t take care of the whole world. Seeking asylum in America has long been known to be illegal in our hearts…….and now it will be in the law books. This is what Jesus would do. And America is jesus.
Last weekend’s unprecedented roundup of undocumented aliens under orders from the President was a glowing success. Hundreds of invading moochers were caught in raids as they went about their sinister crimes of working for American money, paying American taxes, and picking their bilingual children up […]
South Baggersville, Georgia. Police this evening reported the discovery of a body in a local apartment complex and upon inspection, concluded that it was Phillip McKrevisse, known to federal investigators as the book and records keeper for late trafficking suspect Jeffrey Epstein. McKrevisse has been […]
Bre Payton was a young, up-and-coming conservative reporter. She wrote for such esteemed publications as Joe for America and Conservative Treehouse. She took a stance against vaccinating children because she believed vaccines harm children. She refused to get a flu shot for that very reason — and the flu killed her.
It almost seemed as though God himself came down and handed the liberals a loaded gun to shoot directly at conservative America. This poor young woman was now being called all kinds of names for being too stupid to get a flu shot, not for her life’s work or her accomplishments. in truth, there weren’t many of those, either, but there was about to be.
There was about to be a huge story with her name under it that she had been researching for months.
The only other person who knew about the story was her editor at JFA, Art Tubolls. He told us:
“Bre had the goods on the Clinton Foundation. She had proof that Hillary took $400 million in gold doubloons and gave them directly to the Iranian Supreme Fallah so he wouldn’t blow up their fleet of ships in the port of Dubai. She also had proof that Hillary Clinton paid off Susan Sarandon, who turned Bernie or Bust after spending a weekend on the Clintons’ island in the Carribean.
This woman wasn’t killed by a simple flu bug. She drank smoothies and worked out. She was murdered and the Clintons did it.”
While there is no concrete proof yet, as usual, the fact that this information is out there corroborates that she was on the inside. Now it will be up to Mr. Tubolls to decide whether to go public and put his entire family at risk of being added to the Clinton kill lost or let the issue go. We’ll keep you updated on this developing story.
The fire broke out at St. Christopher’s Church of Allod in the early morning hours of Saturday. Within minutes it became a 5 alarm blaze to which fire trucks from 3 stations responded. But it was too late. The historic Maine church was utterly destroyed, […]